Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm not a real person

(586): View more from Michigan

I'm sorry, everyone knows that

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(440): View more from Ohio

last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.

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(305): View more from Florida

nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.

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(914): View more from New York

Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?

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(619): View more from California

Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil

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