yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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