All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
foreskin is a definite game changer
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
