can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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