Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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