How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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