my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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