This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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