Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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