You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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