Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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