so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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