You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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