Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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