First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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