so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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