CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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