How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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