Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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