he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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