so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Randomize
