I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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