He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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