More tranny stories later!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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