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(845): View more from New York

I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.

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(317): View more from Indiana

She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended

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(785): View more from Kansas

you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it

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(248): View more from Michigan

Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here

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(229): View more from Georgia

Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad

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(716): View more from New York

I'm like, not good at living.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Lesbians just stole my cat :(

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