grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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