I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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