i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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