I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I know her cup size but not her name....
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