And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
did you just send me my own nude
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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