I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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