Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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