We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
How's work?
Spinning.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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