We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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