your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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