Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sarcasm needs its own font
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
