I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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