No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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