Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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