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My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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