Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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