After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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