Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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