no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
His hands were made for my vagina.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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