Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
