That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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