at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Your dad touched me again.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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