I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
