OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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