just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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