oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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