I think i sorta joined a cult last night
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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