I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i think my cat just said my name.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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