yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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